I’ve been tagged…Ce.leb.rity Cr.ush.es

04Apr06

Usually these types of things are right up there with chain letters in my estimation, but this one seems kinda fun. So you guys thank the Kween of Klubs for this post:

My Celebrity Crushes

Black dudes:

1. Ric.ha.rd T. Jo.nes

I watched Judg.ing Amy just so I could catch a glimpse of him. I love the movie The Wo.od. He is so beautiful. Tall, dark and fine. Just they way a man is suppose to be! Like Janet said ‘Anytime, Anyplace’.

2. Ba.ra.ck Oba.ma

I know, I know he isn’t really a celebrity, but I remember watching the Democratic National Convention going…who’s that? He spoke and he had was electrifying. Nothing turns me on more than intelligence. He is charasmatic, smart, handsome and most important making a difference by trying to do something positive. He is the complete package. And until the sex scandal hits (à la B.il.l Cli.nton) — I am in love with Ba.ra.ck Oba.ma.
3. Jahe.im

He could sing to me. I once dated a dude who would sing to me (he turned out to be the biggest asshole that lived), but I still love a dude who can sing. And Jah.eim’s voice is so raw. And he’s cute in that thugged out kinda way.

White dudes:

1. Ry.an Go.ss.ling

So cute. Looks and brains go hand in hand for me. Sometimes it is strictly about the pretty, but other times it’s about the brains that goes with the pretty. He is outspoken about things he believes in, like calling attention to the situation in Darfur, while still doing the girly movies. He is the perfect combination of two white boys I use to kick it with (no. not at the same time…get your mind out of the gutter people). Tall, blonde and trouble.

2. Pa.u.l Wa.lk.e.r

Now he’s just pretty.

3. Jak.e Gyll.en.ha.ll

Sexy. He was even sexy when he was making out with Hea.th Led.ger in Brokeb.ack Mo.untain.

Older men (I chose dudes that are old enough to be my father)

1. Vin.g Rha.mes

While all my girls were drooling over Tyrese in Baby Boy. I was busy drooling over Ving Rhames. When he and the chick from Ho.use P.arty (A.J Johns.on) are having sex standing up…that was hot. There was just something manly and strong about him. You know like throw-you-against-the-kitchen-table-have-his-way-with-you kinda hot.

2. Cl.iv.e O.w.en

He was sex on a stick in the movie Closer. That did it for me. How anyone could consider that pansy Ju.de L.aw (NSFW…and ew) when Cliv.e was on the screen was beyond me. He radiated sex.

First ever celeb crush:

Mi.c.heal Ja.cks.on

Before he got all fucked up. I will admit I loved Th.riller Mi.chael as well. He had me up until Remem.ber the Ti.me to be honest. And now…I have lost all love for him. I am convinced he’s a pedophile. Now I don’t want to start anything up on this blog. That’s my opinion and you’re not gonna change it. He was my first crush and I dreamed of marrying him and wearing an acid wash jean wedding dress, while I did it. What?? Acid wash was the height of fashion!

Women:

1. Gabr.ielle Un.ion

She’s cute and I think we’d have fun hanging out together. Plus we’d drive the boys crazy.

2. An.gel.ina Jol.ie

This one is a bit obvious, but I am talking about pre-adoption, pre-UN refugee ambassador, A.nge.lina. I like the one that was a bit crazy and a bit dangerous. That was sexy. I use to play Tomb Raider (shut up) and when she was the perfect Lar.a C.roft. Tough, sexy and could kick some serious booty.

Embarassing celebrity crush:

Oma.rion

This one isn’t a big secret because I’ve talked about him on here before. When I went to South Beach in September I attended the Scream Tour with Mocha_Grl. Omarion is quite the performer…cute & sexy. I don’t care if he’s young. And let’s just say seeing him move on stage made me wonder how he’d move off the stage. Lol!

I am not tagging anyone. If anyone feels inclined to go ahead.

I’m out,
Miz JJ

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