Conversations with The Girls
I know. It’s been awhile. My energy for blogging is waning again. Also, I can read blogger at work now, but I can not view or post comments, so I am reading even if I am not posting comments on those of you still using blogger. On to the post.
I love my friends. I call them The Girls. They are funny, witty, beautiful, bitchy and unbelievable. They make this city bearable. Trust.
Cast of characters:
Polly: We call her Polly because she sees the good in everything. Especially when it comes to relationships. She is a new home owner (Yay Polly!) and I love our conversations. I usually end up busting a gut.
Red: My old roommie and a new mommy. I never thought I could live with someone for three years. I think it helped she had her own room. Plus, she’s not as sweet as she looks, which I love.
Miz Kiki: Went to the same university, partied at the same clubs, but only met after we moved and became boring and responsible. When I first met her I thought she was a bitch and she thought I was fantastic. A quick friendship was born. She’s just such a good person.
CNTM: Weren’t really that close, but became tight last year. Looks like a stereotypical dumb blonde, but is actually a funny, smart, sarcastic blonde. Does crazy things when she’s had a few dranks.
Here are a few funny snipets of conversations that made were funny…at least to me.
On Dating:
Polly: I found a dude for you. He is on my beach volleyball team. He is really cute. I am going to find out if he’s single.
Miz JJ: Well…
Polly: No…don’t worry he’s black, so it’s all good.
Miz JJ: Um, thanks, but if he lives in this city that is not exactly a ringing endorsement.
Polly: C’mon you need to get out there!
Miz JJ: Look Pol, have I ever tried to set you up?
Polly: No.
Miz JJ: You’re welcome.
On Dating…again:
Polly: So I was dating this Iranian guy.
Miz JJ: Uh huh..yah.
Polly: I made him pasta and he got all pissed at me because I used chicken instead of shrimp and it got me think to what our life would be like together. I mean do you know what I thinking?
Miz JJ: Of the movie ‘Not Without My Daughter’?
On the TV Show ‘The Hills’:
CNTM: You are so ‘the Lauren’.
Miz JJ: Obviously, I am ‘the Lauren’. Thank God we no longer talk to ‘the Heidi’.
CNTM: Yah, ‘the Heidi’ is a bitch on the show and in real life.
At the Halloween party we went to recently:
Miz JJ to Miz Kiki: What are you suppose to be?
Miz Kiki: Pocahontas.
Miz JJ: More like ‘Pocahoochie.’
CNTM: More like ‘Come give that hoochie a poke.’
At the Club after an annoying dude walks away:
Miz JJ to CNTM: Ugh, what did he want?
CNTM: He was asking about ‘the Heidi’.
Miz JJ: Meh. What did he say?
CNTM: The usual he asked why he hasn’t seen us out with her in awhile. Oh and he asked what happened to her. He said that he did not even recognize her the last time he saw her. That ‘the Heidi’ looked 50.
Miz JJ: *dead*
On Pets:
CNTM: I think I am going to get a cat….
Miz Kiki: Awww….
Miz JJ: Ew.
CNTM: Yah, I am going to name it Boyfriend.
*laughter*
CNTM: That way when people ask “How’s it going? I will say ‘Not good…boyfriend puked on my couch.’”
At Brunch:
Miz JJ: So I totally fucked up that situation, but whatever being single is what it is. It’s part of your life, so people need to stop acting like it’s a curse.
Red: It’s hard for me to say anything. I have never been single if I haven’t wanted to be.
Miz JJ: Bitch.
At McDonald’s after the Halloween party:
Miz JJ: What’s going on?
Miz Kiki: CNTM has handcuffed herself to a McDonald’s employee.
Miz JJ: What?!?
CNTM: Look…meet my new boyfriend!
Miz JJ: I thought you were just going to get a cat.
At the Wine & Food Show:
Miz JJ: There are no absolutely no hotties here.
Random nosey dude: Hey…what about me?
Miz JJ: Except for you, you are totally hot.
Random nosey dude: Heh, heh, heh…thanks.
CNTM: You are such a good liar.
Love you bitches,
Miz JJ
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Funny convos! Sounds like you have a great bunch of girlfriends. We all need that.
there’s nothing like good friends
sounds like are yall are some funny chics!
I calling someone “The Lauren” anything like when I tell my man I sense a lot of “Gollum” in him?
Ahh Good friends….
I think I like your crop of “bitches” too. => Conversations were classic.
hahahaha, those convos were jokes. I have rude friends like that too, awwwww..
Sounds like my gang of hooligans!
The one about the Iranian and the shrimp instead of chicken had me dying! Too funny!
It is wonderful that you have a group of ladies to share stuff with. Not everyone has that or takes the time to have it. It’s such a good thing and so easy to take for granted.
What would we do without our friends? Enjoyed reading the funny posts!
Haha! Good, funny stuff! I miss not being near my really close friends.
girl friends are awesome but i don’t seem to see mine enough!
Love it. I wouldn’t be who I am without my girlfriends
oh, i love it. you guys have great dialogs.
i almost lost my coffee at “Pocahoochie”.
What would we do without girlfriends? Pocahoochie is the new word of the day!
What would we be without our friends?
HAHAHHA!! I like the wine show convo. hehehehe!!! When you gonna come to the Dub-C and hang out with me? I found some GREAT sushi places!!! You, Mocha and Q need to get on out heh!
You all sound like me and my girls. This was a funny post!
lmao @ the convo on pets.. a cat named boyfriend is too much! lol
Stopping through checking on you!
Do I have to come find you?????
Where you at? Missing your posts.